I found this unbelievable video of guys jumping around. I realize that absolutely none of you are going to watch it because your all sick perverts and if the video doesn't involve some 19 year old college student trying to earn some cabbage to pay back her student loans then your not interested.
Well, I'm not going to let your sick perversion effect what I do and do not put up on this site....well, all right I guess I don't have a leg to stand on there. But anyway, diversify a little bit. Check it out. Coming soon, an awesome video of a goat, a guy, a monkey and a vase, with some wire involved. And no, I am not talking about breaking out one of my Asian beastiality bondage films. Those are for private consumption only.
Just like everyone else, I can't turn away from looking at a train wreck. And after the last couple of videos of Joaquin Phoenix coming out and his appearence on David Letterman, I'm taking the stance that the guy is officially out of control and something has to be done.
And that something is the total and complete documentation of this guys destruction right in front of us all- A shared experience to help us forget about the economy and the fact that we are all heading into the toilet in one way or another.
So the first place that we have to start is with the Letterman appearence. This is just out and out weird. I was listening to the E Channel's commentary on his appearence and they said "I smell Andy Kaufman." Are you friggin kidding me. You really think that this guy is faking this.
After this, you know that the next one has to be the rapping in Vegas video. This is all legit, he's supposedly having Puddle-Diddy produce for him, so you know it's gonna be good.
So Joaquin Phoenix might not be one voice inside his head away from crapping on the red carpet at the Oscars. Damn. Turns out his "rap career" could just be an elaborate ruse he cooked up with Casey Affleck, according to Entertainment Weekly: Either Phoenix is perpetrating an elaborate Andy Kaufman-style hoax (with an assist from his friend and brother-in-law Casey Affleck, who's ostensibly shooting a documentary about his career transition), or he's truly lost his marbles. The truth, it seems, is closer to the former. "He said, 'It's a put-on. I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,'" says one source who recently worked with Phoenix. Before everyone says "I told you so," I should probably point out that was an overheard conversation between Joaquin and a banana. They were married later that night and divorced/turned into a smoothie the next morning when Joaquin realized it was the government trying to steal his toothpaste. Love is a cruel mistress.
