The number one Nudgette Megan Fox knows the computer geeks got the BCS right, even if both of them don't know what the Hell their talking about
Okay, I was going to end it off and ride into the sunset, but that would have deprived me of the opportunity to gloat on how on fire I have been lately. And also, the season is technically not over…yet.
Okay, I was going to end it off and ride into the sunset, but that would have deprived me of the opportunity to gloat on how on fire I have been lately. And also, the season is technically not over…yet.
I also wanted a chance to comment on the recent BCS controversy. In case you’ve been living in a cave or out watching NFL players at nightclubs shooting themselves in the leg, you might not know that had Texas HC Mack Brown listened to my advice that I had been giving for the past four weeks, he wouldn’t be in the mess that he now is in. You see, weeks ago, I stated that the Oklahoma HC Bob Stoops understood that if he ran up the score and left his first string in the game well into the fourth quarter, that the voters and the computers would pass his team over Texas irregardless of the results of their head to head match up on a neutral field. Since October 25, the Boomer Sooners have won on the scores of 58-35, 62-28, 66-28, 65-21 and 61-41. There’s a lot of sixties in there. In comparison, by pulling his first string, Mack Brown has won since October 28-24, lost 39-33, won 45-21, 35-7 and 49-9. It wasn’t until his final regular season game that Mack Brown decided to run up the score on a weak opponent.
Now I know what you are saying “I thought margin of victory was taken out of the BCS rankings?” Well, technically it is. But what isn’t taken out of the rankings system is that the overwhelming majority of voters in this sport do not watch the games. They look at the scores in the paper the next day and vote on that. Also, the computers decide most of the non-poll rankings. These computer programs are only understood by about seven people in the entire world. None of the guys that designed these computer programs could tell you the difference between a Wishbone offense and a Man Cover 2 defense. So who the hell knows what exactly the computers are really relying upon to get to those rankings? The simple fact is this: This is a billion dollar business. By Stoops running up the score he was able to accomplish everything that he had desired. He and his team are going to walk into the BCS Title game while the entire state of Texas is gonna be crying in their spatoons.
Naughty Nudgette Number 1 Jenna Haze thinks that the Nudge is on fire 
"Holy Crap, Coach Weiss is gonna hit me with a pork chop"
Believe it or not, I actually think that the system worked very well. I’m one of the few people in this world that thinks that the Sooners deserved to jump ahead of Texas. Oklahoma has been playing lights out football as of late. They destroyed the Number 2 team in the country TTECH, and went into Stillwater and beat up a really good Oklahoma State Cowboys team. Meanwhile, the Longhorns have looked BLASÉ’ at best, believing that they would saunter into the Big Twelve Title game simply on the outcome of the Red River Rivalry game.
So, here’s the wrap up. The Sooners are going to destroy Mizzoo and play the Gators in the BCS title game and Texas will get a Fiesta Bowl win against Utah. Next year, the Big Twelve is going to revamp their tie-breaker system and not leave the decision of their conference title game in the hands of seven computer geeks from M.I.T. who couldn’t get dates to their senior prom. If you could bet on it, I guarantee that any day now we will hear that this is going to happen.
So, here’s the wrap up. The Sooners are going to destroy Mizzoo and play the Gators in the BCS title game and Texas will get a Fiesta Bowl win against Utah. Next year, the Big Twelve is going to revamp their tie-breaker system and not leave the decision of their conference title game in the hands of seven computer geeks from M.I.T. who couldn’t get dates to their senior prom. If you could bet on it, I guarantee that any day now we will hear that this is going to happen.
"Yo Terrence, you sure they won't make us play again for the rest of the year"Now as a side note: Mizzoo looked horrible in their game against Kansas last week. They have no chance, they’ve really self destructed. So why will this game be interesting. Well, outside of Jason White’s Heisman trophy ballot, everyone and their mother is lining up to lick the back side of Colt McCoy and hand him the trophy. Everyone’s saying boo-hoo, boo-hoo, Colt was robbed, let’s give him the stiff arm. Well, during the nationally televised game, Sooner QB Sam Bradford has a real chance to light up the score board and win the award. As I see it now, the five finalists that will be invited downtown are Texas QB McCoy, Sooner QB Bradford, TTECH QB Harrell, TTECH WR Michael “Air Crabtree” and my adopted son Timmy Tebow. Only two of them really have a chance, irregardless of Tebow’s performance against Bama. In my opinion, they should really hand the award to Pat White based on his overall career performance and stats which dwarf all of these guys combined. I’m really going to miss that guy and the attitude that he brings week in week out. But if I had to put a dollar on it, I would say that McCoy gets the pity party and the votes and we can all listen to his “Aw Schuks” acceptance speech where he talks about how important fishing is, and he wishes Tebow and Bradford well in the title game that he was robbed of.
This is the part where a give a big shout out to the University of Tennessee. “Are you kidding me? Are you guy’s lunatics?” You fire a guy who has put his heart and soul into the program, has won a National Championship and who has been at your school for forty years and you bring in who to replace him……Lane Kiffin. Phil Fulmer is a legend, year in year out he puts together a great team and puts guys into the NFL. Last year he went to the SEC Championship for crying out loud. He had a bad year this year. Why, because he recruited a super prep quarterback in Jonathan Crompton three years ago. Because everyone thought this kid was going to be the next Peyton Manning, all the other QB recruits stayed away. He finally gets his chance on the field after backing up Erick Ainge and the kid flops. Okay, nobody saw that coming, and I mean nobody. So UT has a bad year this year, but if you give Fulmer a year to recruit, he’s definitely shown that he could put a true freshman in as the starting QB and win, he’s done it in the past with Ainge and Little Vick. So give the guy another year. No, they bring in Lane F’n Kiffin. What has this guy done? He inherited a spectacular offense at USC that was given to him by Norm Chow, he parlays that into going to the NFL and shows his utter incompetence there. Now all of a sudden he’s a hot commodity! Are you kidding me? Phil Fulmer, I love you, I hope you get the job at Mississippi State and destroy UT every chance you get.
Side note: The best candidate for that job was Cincinnati Head Coach extraordinaire Brian Kelly. If you’ve been reading this, you know that I love this guy. So why did he stay at Cincy. Easy, this guy plays in a weak BCS conference in a super high school football state. With the crumbling of Michigan football, this guy gets a crack at every Ohio H.S. football player that isn’t offered a scholarship at slOhio St. With that, he also gets to beat up on weak conference opponents every year and get into a BCS Bowl game, every year. That’s huge money for him (Bonus written into his contract) and huge money for the school and its program. This guy is very smart, nice job B-Kell!
A little something to bring up the rear!Okay, Okay, I’ve ranted enough, let’s go to the picks. Ordinarily, I would say stay away for the rest of the season, and if your using my system as a second income, save up for next year, this is only for play, so with that…..
The Tebow’s giving 9 and a nudge on a neutral field against the mighty Tide of Bama. At first glance, I wanted to make this a five star pick. I have been sensing this match up all year and figured that the spread would be around 13. I think it’s a little lower due to the high ankle sprain of WR par excellance Percy Harvin. I ran this game through my head so many times. Florida is on fire destroying everything in their path, Bama has been over rated for about 70 weeks now. It should be a five star play. But something is just not right some where. Is it Saban, is it Julio Jones, or is it Bama’s top level defense? I don’t know. This game will be played indoors on a turf field, which is a major favorable factor for choosing the Tebow’s. I’m a pessimist at heart. I’m so sure that Bama is going to fall flat in this game that I am scaring myself. One thing that is sticking in my craw about this game is that Bama really believes that they can win. For me, next year Bama will be a force with a new QB and new left tackle. I just don’t think their at that place right now, so I’m giving it a 4* . Should be a great game and I can’t wait to watch it.
The Tebow’s giving 9 and a nudge on a neutral field against the mighty Tide of Bama. At first glance, I wanted to make this a five star pick. I have been sensing this match up all year and figured that the spread would be around 13. I think it’s a little lower due to the high ankle sprain of WR par excellance Percy Harvin. I ran this game through my head so many times. Florida is on fire destroying everything in their path, Bama has been over rated for about 70 weeks now. It should be a five star play. But something is just not right some where. Is it Saban, is it Julio Jones, or is it Bama’s top level defense? I don’t know. This game will be played indoors on a turf field, which is a major favorable factor for choosing the Tebow’s. I’m a pessimist at heart. I’m so sure that Bama is going to fall flat in this game that I am scaring myself. One thing that is sticking in my craw about this game is that Bama really believes that they can win. For me, next year Bama will be a force with a new QB and new left tackle. I just don’t think their at that place right now, so I’m giving it a 4* . Should be a great game and I can’t wait to watch it.
"Red Jersey, what is that"
There are however two FIVE STAR picks that I am absolutely sure about. THE MIGHTY MEN OF TROY are rolling across town in their hoopties to whip up an old fashioned ass creaming to their cross town “rivals.” I say rivals, but really this game hasn’t been a rivalry since Pete Carroll’s second year in town. The men of troy are laying 30 and a nudge. There are two interesting side notes to this game: one, UCLA’s offensive coordinator is Norm Chow who basically built the USC juggernaut offense single handedly. The other is that Pete Carroll and the men of troy will be wearing their home red jerseys to the game. The NCAA has told Pete that if the visiting side doesn’t wear their visitor jerseys then that team will have to forfeit their timeouts for the game, possibly up to 2 in the game. Pete’s response “No Problem. Who needs timeouts?” This is a big game because new UCLA HC Rick Neuheisel is starting to encroach on the USC recruiting grounds. Pete knows he has to stomp them while he can. Another thing, the reason why the Men of Troy will run up the score is that if the Sooners somehow lose( Not Happening), USC can make a stink that they should go to the NC game over Texas. This game is a blow out, UCLA will probably not even score.
My other FIVE STAR this week is the Boomer Sooner Steamrollers giving a paltry 17 to a lame duck they call Mizzoo football. Stoops has to make the case that the right team was selected, and don’t forget about Bradford’s Heisman.
Well, that’s enough.
Totals for the year: 76-57 1* 25-18, 2* 11-8, 3* 8-10, 4* 7-9, 5* 7-3, upset of the week 5-9-1 and ND pick 3-3
I didn’t pick an upset so here it is: PITT getting 2 and a nudge at UCONN.
That’s it. Me and my buddy Cooter from the Urban Meyer Fan Club are going to get full body tattoos of a number 15 Florida Gators jersey. What do you think…good idea? See ya sports fans!
