Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier

The Nudgette Secretary, Lindsey Scott ringing in the new year, "Nudge Style"

My how the mighty have fallen. With 17 Bowl Games already played, the standings in the Nudgerama Bowl Extraveganza have really taken a turn. Leading the charge with a nearly insurmountable lead was Crazy Ass Bow Hunter who was putting a smack down on all his competition. The Bow Hunter was getting sickingly cocky, bragging to everyone that he knew exactly which way each and every bowl game was going to go. Meanwhile, The Nudge was perched in the corner, biding his time, waiting to strike at any second, like a cat. And how did the Gods of College Football treat the Bow Hunters cockiness, he lost the last five games in a big way honey. And look what cool cat jumped up through the standings and is currently in 1st place, that right, little old un-cocky me, The Nudge.

After the crushing upset of The Ducks of Eugene over the Cowpokes of Okie, the standings are as follows:

1st Place- In the Hearts and Minds of Many- The Nudge (+1300 Points)

When I asked myself to comment on my new found place in the standings, I said to myself "Ease up Playboy, there's a lot of football left" and "I just hope this is making Angry-G even angrier."

2nd Place- Mr. Awesome (+1000 points)

When asked for comment, Mr. Awesome broke away from the mirror for a split-second and said "Do I win some beer or something?..no....then leave me the *&%* alone, I'm busy."

3rd Place- Everyone's favorite Ladies Man, Mikey-Love (+900 points)

Mikey-Love had this to say, "Clue me in wit this thing, what the Hell is going on, and why do you keep asking me stupid questions, I'm tanning."

4th Place- Bow Hunter (+400 points)

Bow Hunter had this to say, "This thing is going on too long. Why can't we just say that the bowl's ended yesterday, and you can give me my money, yea."

5th Place- The Angriest Man on Earth- Angry-G (+200 points)

"Bro, am I ahead of that crazy ass Bow Slinger?..no.. what the *&%$, man, yo. I gotta beat that dude, you know I'm only pullin for him to lose right. I don't even care if I win this thing, but I'm still gonna win it, you know, bro, a-right jerk-off, later."

6th Place- C-Nut rockin the RICHROD 4Pres t-Shirts (-100 points)

C-Nut had this to say. "you see, I'm really screwed in this thing. I picked West Virginia because they were all RICHRODS recruits, so you know they were going to win. But outside of that, with Michigan and RICHROD not being in, I really..........................................blah................................blah...........RichRod.....................................................................Spread option.....................................Tate Forcier...............................................................win a BCS Bowl next year......................................blah. And that's about it, Hey did I tell you that Michigan signed their 86 wide receiver to their recruiting class?

Last Place- AnalSeczter (-1500 points)

AnalSeczter had this comment, "This is stupid, I didn't even look at the thing. Pick a real sport to do this in. College football sucks. Leave me alone. Go suck it losers."

Recently single Nudgette, Holly Madison. So your saying there's a chance, I read ya Holly!

Here are the picks rolling into New Years Day.

Outback Bowl, Tampa Florida: Iowa -3 to South Carolina
The Nudge: Carolina 2* -200
Mikey-Love: Carolina 2* -200
Angry-G: Carolina 3* -300
C-Nut: Carolina 2* -200
Bow Hunter: Carolina 4* -400
Mr. Awesome: Carolina 2* -200
AnalSeczter: Iowa 3* +300

Capital One Bowl, Orlando Florida: Georgia -7 1/2 Michigan State

The Nudge: Georgia 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Georgia 2* +200
Angry-G: Georgia 4* +400
C-Nut: Georgia 5* +500
Bow Hunter: Georgia 4* +400
Mr. Awesome: Georgia 3* +300
AnalSeczter: Georgia 3* +300

Lounging Nudgette, Heather Rae, which rhymes with New Years Day, get it, I'm witty!

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl, Jacksonville Florida: Clemson -3 Nebraska
The Nudge: Clemson 1* -100
Mikey-Love: Nebraska 2* +200
Angry-G: Clemson 3* -300
C-Nut: Clemson 2* -200
Bow Hunter: Clemson 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Nebraska 4* +400
AnalSeczter: Clemson 3* -300

The Rose Bowl, Cali-freagin-fornia: USC -10 Penn State

The Nudge: Penn 2* -200
Mikey-Love: Penn 2* -200
Angry-G: Penn 2* -200
C-Nut:USC 3* +300
Bow Hunter: USC 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Penn 2* -200
AnalSeczter: USC 3* +300

Stay Classy, Lucy Pinder, you Nudgette you

FedEx Orange Bowl, Miami Florida: Cinncinati -1 Virginia Tech
The Nudge: VaTech 5* +500
Mikey-Love: VaTech 2* +200
Angry-G: Cinn 3* -300
C-Nut: VaTech 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Cinn 3* -300
Mr. Awesome: Cinn 4* -400
AnalSeczter: Cinn 3* -300